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HighSorcerer2608 karma

Have you gotten any prospective pizza-eating internship offers since your televised debut?

HighSorcerer2425 karma

A good pun should be like German sex. Quick, efficient, and unpleasant for everyone involved.

HighSorcerer1133 karma

Or you might and then you'd learn some shocking new facts about yourself in the middle of a party.

HighSorcerer686 karma

Voldemort Poutine, yes.