deep breath

THEY'VE GOT: Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters; walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and de-humidifiers; picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters; kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles; pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors; trailer hitch de-magnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers; soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.

sucking in breath on the floor

Well Seymour, you're a particularly odd fellow....but you steam a good ham.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Being in rando parks in NYC, how many times do you see tv crews run by you?

Your name is really Max Power isn't it.