Hibidi-Shibidi

I had a fake like this for a while. Knew the whole ID, front and back. Could tell you anything and everything about the guy. Got me into a lot of bars and bought me a lot of booze.

Then the lady at the door of a little shithole bar in Marysville, Missouri did the unthinkable. She pulled out a pen and a piece of paper that had about 100 sloppily written signatures on it. I never expected or anticipated this. I failed, she took the ID. I asked her for it back and told her I'd leave. She smiled, looked me in the eyes and said "you can leave, or I can call the cops and they can verify that this is yours."

She took it with a big smile, turned around and pinned it on her wall of other fake ID's. Bitch was good.

Soooo anyone have the name of the blonde?

You can only have so many porn star AMA's before its all about your personal amusement.

I was only like 4 months out from my 21st bday too. Oh well. At least I got a good story out of it.

Are yo doing anything to secure your financial future?

Just watched After Porn Ends on Hulu and it doesn't seem like too many of the adult stars have much foresight to what they are doing to their lives long term. Save for Jenna and maybe a handful of others.