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Herp_derpelson324 karma

What was the hospital bill?

Herp_derpelson190 karma

Shortly after launch, for April Fool's Day Mark shaved and fooled folks. susan

Was it more "hey guys, I'm back early", or "oh crap, I missed my flight!"

Herp_derpelson154 karma

OP better listen to your advice, you're a doctor afterall

Herp_derpelson65 karma

Do you have any miracle cream? I need the ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures.

Herp_derpelson56 karma

Pretty much everyone on Reddit has jerked a dick off. What are you supposed to enlighten people about? Let me guess...dicks are all different sizes and people take different amounts of time to finish, and some get emotional. A few asked for weird stuff and you sort of liked some of it.

Fun.

I'd say we found a big dick that takes 54 words to finish, and is slightly angry about it