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If you could go back in time and talk to your dad before he kidnapped younger-you, what would you say?

If you could have one physical thing show up at your doorstep, what would it be?

Has this affected how people consider the statehood vote where you are?

I'd never heard of roasted strawberry either, I urban dictionaried it just in case it was a sex thing...thank God it doesn't seem to be one.

And then it comes back to bite you in the ass later, just like a real genie wish should.

Well of course, we haven't gotten you googly eyes yet.