HereForTheOreos

Dom, I'm a skinny white dude in my 20s who pre-ordered your book, how will my life change after my mom is done reading it to me because I'm illiterate?

"Guys stop fighting, I need to hit one of you in the dick with this hammer."

Thanks, Brofessor. I won't let you down (because I can't lift)

I wish I had this mindset, but I'd be homeless in less than a week.

[removed]