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HereForTheGang_Bang276 karma

THIS. I’m a very hairy guy (think: always has a sweater on) and my ex hated it so I shaved my chest....the first time I crawled into her bed with the super fine cotton sheets, I decided I didn’t need her anymore. Just her sheets and a Venus razor.

Edit: for those wondering, it almost feels like you’re wet. Your hairy body isn’t used to anything other than water clinging so closely to you.

HereForTheGang_Bang258 karma

Rock Paper Scissors beats qualifications. Don’t let your dreams just be dreams, get shot gun!

HereForTheGang_Bang57 karma

Just plant orange astro turf along the whole line. Done.

HereForTheGang_Bang25 karma

I love wurst. There is a place that my father and I go to for dinner a couple times a month. My god. Bratwurst etc and German potato salad and sauerkraut. Plus some spicy mustard. Ich bin verliebt

Also,y heritage is german. My last name is based off of a town near regensburg.

HereForTheGang_Bang4 karma

Damn I thought you were referring to the trashy FSU girls getting wasted.