Hawkonthehill

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Annnnd that explains the half-drunk.

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Meeting people

*Meating people.

FTFY

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last year the spartan sprint in NC - 38 degrees, raining, and the monkey bars were right after the mud crawl.

not a single person could grip the bars. It was comical. people would get SUPER pumped up, grab the first bar, and immediately slip off... then walk of shame to the burpee pit.

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I wouldn't command the ants to worship me though.

"I wouldn't kill them if they were self-aware. I wouldn't kill them anywhere. I wouldn't smite them out of spite. I wouldn't smite them, I have no right."

  • Dr. Zeus.

Edit: Ok, nope. zeus would probably rape the women as a swan, then curse people for fun.

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Have you thought about increasing the portion size?

The Only EVOL products available at the store near us are the EVOL Bowls. The bowls are delicious, but really small (even for my tiny fiancee)