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HauschkasFoot4406 karma

Shut up, Marv

HauschkasFoot4143 karma

Would you rather fight a Danny Devito sized John Stamos or a John Stamos sized Danny Devito? You're both naked.

HauschkasFoot2665 karma

How long is the period of time that bobsled beginners are expected to refer to the sport as Robertsledding?

HauschkasFoot1068 karma

They met at a Blockbuster years ago. They were both reaching for the same copy of Surf Ninjas. The rest is history

HauschkasFoot487 karma

Nice. The specific name for such a sexual act is actual called "Dan's Devito." Not making that up.