HauschkasFoot

Shut up, Marv

Would you rather fight a Danny Devito sized John Stamos or a John Stamos sized Danny Devito? You're both naked.

How long is the period of time that bobsled beginners are expected to refer to the sport as Robertsledding?

They met at a Blockbuster years ago. They were both reaching for the same copy of Surf Ninjas. The rest is history

Nice. The specific name for such a sexual act is actual called "Dan's Devito." Not making that up.