Haterbait_band

Anything's a pool if you're wet enough.

Edit: Gold for that one, eh? Was that you Macaulay?

Can we still call it "black" coffee?

Any manager with half a brain would set the closing time to be half an hour before they actually want to leave for this reason. Whether or not they inform the employees about this buffer window is another story, so they might think that they’re closed and supposed to go home at, say, 8pm, when in actuality they’re budgeted to possibly work later.

Love a girl with a thick hippocampus.

Sore loser, huh?