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Harry_Seaward1369 karma

Just like that, asshole.

Next time drop a Spoiler Alert.


Harry_Seaward760 karma

I'm not a millionaire, but I have.

Worst use of a roll of quarters ever. It really ruined my plumbing.

Harry_Seaward325 karma

Obviously, he did.

You saw him spiral downward. Poor manners, bad work ethic, drinking and driving, armored car robbery, lying and tricking a woman into sleeping with him. Eventually, his rapist demon had to be exercised as well.

The director's cut of that movie is 6 hours long and fucking dark.

Harry_Seaward125 karma

I didn't see his username and thought...

Well, that's a weird way to say thank you.

Harry_Seaward47 karma

What considerations does your mother use when choosing a wife for you? Attractiveness? Brains? Her family?

Does she consult you at all?