HarryPretzel

So now that the whole collusion thing has pretty well been debunked, has this affected sales on your book?

Which deodorant do you use and why?

You're my hero!

How do your parents and siblings feel about you earning a living off of people's orifices? Did you try college or was the math too hard? Thanks!

I take a couple minutes to fist my ass, feel that it’s open (that’s why I like using my hand, I can feel it) and that’s about it.

Goddamn woman your grandparents must be so proud of you.