HannahWilde

In my shower in the morning. Or maybe in Los Angeles if you happen to live in Venice or West Hollywood and end up in the right place at the right time to buy me a drink.

This is why I write about monsters fucking people rather than become an economist.

My friends and the people that I date know about it, but not my family. I do work here and there as a model/actress in LA, so for now I've gotten away with telling them that I'm getting "royalty checks." They don't know it's from writing.

As far as my friends go, everybody thinks it pretty cool. It's a great conversation starter.

Nice one!

The. Best. Dong.