HankSinatra

Black Card, pick two:

@twitteruser1988 writes:
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EDIT: and a white card: "Kitties and Titties" from /u/casualfactors/ summing up the internet for us.

EDIT 2: Fixed to make it more obviously a tweet.

and since I have to ask a question to avoid my comment being deleted by a bot, what is your favorite card combination you've seen in a game of CAH?

Look at that subtle off-white coloring... The tasteful thickness of it...

Can you please explain the context behind this keyboard cat video that features you and Walker Texas Ranger?

What inspired this project?

What's your favorite game of all time?

Anything you're playing now without the help of thousands of strangers? Any recommendations?

He said melons, not eggs.