Handmeafish

in case you are confused.

I was standing in line to check in at my hotel, when I spotted this good looking guy walking through the lobby. We made eye contact and locked in as he walked past me. The look on my face had to be something like, "Wow... where do I recognize you from?!" Because his smirk said, "Girl, you know exactly where you recognize me from..." It was James Deen, and I completely melted. I turned back around to my co-workers, and I wanted to tell all what had just happened, but it wouldn't have been "professional" of me, and I didn't really know these people. EDIT: I am female.

How do I become an officer with a drug/bomb/contraband sniffing dog at the airport?

John Cena.

What do you recommend to cover up scars and bruises...