Hamboy00

I masturbate often and furiously, like any other male.

When my dog loses a biscuit underneath the sofa I think man how lucky am I that I have such good healthcare.

Tried and tested aplenty.

One doesn't tickle and tell.

Practise my friend, but thats my neat handwriting - In lectures it resembles some sort of ancient hieroglyphics which is not legible to the normal human being.