HairyBallsOfJeebus

I want this on my headstone.

"[S]omeone telling me that God hates me is about as hurtful as someone telling that the Blue Fairy thinks I look fat in these jeans."

See, to me, that's somebody telling me that they hate me, or that they think I look fat. God is just a cypher for their own opinions and prejudices, hidden behind a false mask of 'legitimacy'.

Maybe he needs to rename himself Shitty_Shitty_Watercolour? ^{After all, his paintings are Truly Scrumptious. Sorry.}

Give him a break, his homeworld was destroyed, after all.

But he didn't even answer one of your questions, just brushed you off, even though you are clearly a BIG fan of his.

You clearly spent the time to think of some very insightful questions, he came here to answer questions, so why doesn't he answer questions?

I don't care who he is, he's bloody rude. He's right about one thing, though. He is stupid.