Hahnsternator

I've had volcano diarrhea once. It was terrible.

Well all calls impact me some way or another, but none have impacted me so bad that I needed counciling, the ones that impact the most though is talking to people who find their loved ones dead in the morning when they wake up

Very good question one of the most common is that their power is off, and they want us to just stop messing around and flip that big red switch again. Right next to us to turn back on the power lol. One time we had a woman call because a store didn't want to give a refund on pants she stole lol.

Yes and depends, if it's on 911 we will dig through records and do our best to find out who has the phone and if it's a child, yell at the parents, and if it's an adult, arrest them for abuse of the 911 system

I have quite a bit of training dealing with people who are suicidal or that have mental health problems. I actually just had training dealing with people with mental health problems. I do not mind in the least bit talking to people who are wanting to commit suicide, I do my best to ask about their problems, while being empithetic and do my best to hold off the suicide attempt until someone can physically get there.