Habeas-Porpoise

Q1 How often do you set down for a consult, only to realize you're still wearing the badger head?

Q2 what's more of a pain in the ass to renew, your law license or your rabies vax?

Well, there's been a dark cloud hanging over this one guy's head the past two days, so...

Cookies cannot form the barrier media as they typically fail the Leavened Test. Solve for this and the Density Quotient and maybe you could create a sandwich, but Im unaware of any cookies currently qualifying as the requisite media.

Nice try @madler9000. trying to flesh out that story, I presume.

...and that he got the OK from his clients to say that much about it. I can't imagine it would take much work to figure out who the clients are.