HRHill

I'm 30 and I feel old as shit. I used to think a ratchet was a mechanism that used wheels and teeth to allow progressive, stepped movement but I recently found out that I was dead fucking wrong about that.

Are you still alive? Please check in.

Side kick the centrifuge in its fuckin' face to start it spinning.

It probably shouldn't, if a Walking Dead scenario were to occur, realistically, you'd need to do all of your shitting while running for quite some time.

I got a $25 Target gift card for something similar. Totally made me feel valued and appreciated.