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"What's that? You need to exploit a young girl to attract potentially dangerous sexual predators, and she'll be in a room alone with them? Why, my daughter will be perfect!"

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You have a super-power!

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Annnnd you're back.

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Then, in one swift motion, grab the wig and jam it into your mouth.

Begin chewing.

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