GypsyMonster

Theater employee here of 6.5 years. I remember the movies each of these was found in too.

• Bag of deli cut swiss cheese that was half eaten - Dark Knight
• gallon ziploc bag of spinach leaves...just munching on them I guess - The Proposal
• water bottles of homemade Sangria (fermented fruit in the bottom and all) - Twilight: Eclipse
• Magnum condom blown up and tied in the shape of a dog, like a balloon animal - The House Bunny
• Empty box of Franzia wine shoved behind a seat - Sex and the City 2
• Empty fifth of Jim Beam next to a used diaper - Veggiestales
• Shit in the urinal - Dark Knight
• Shit in the seat - Deathly Hallows pt. 2
• Shit in the floor - Breaking Dawn pt. 2

EDIT: Forgot the actual most fucked up thing...

• Coleman cooler with 4 dead rabbits inside. All had nooses around their necks. Just sitting against the building.

Oh man, thanks for the reply! Your shitty food sounds quite good! I eat clean most of the time, but damn can I throw down on some Taco Bell. And my girlfriend and I both LOVE gelato.

Definite classic of a book!

Thanks for being awesome, Scott.

Thanks for the AMA Scott. Big fan.

What are some of your go to shitty foods to eat? You know, your cheat meals?

Also, what's your favorite book?