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flight attendants that lean over passengers shoulders demanding that the phone is in airplane mode

you can't use your phone until we land

in 7th & 8th grades, the gym 'teachers' would make us jump for our towels.

For the blood sacrifice, did you find chickens or goats more effective? Or, did you go full Hillary and use unbaptised babies?

Another person got two half-pepperoni, half-cheese pizzas.

I'm ashamed to admit it took me longer than it should have to get this. I thought, "well, what's wrong with half pepperoni?"

Have a look here: http://www.archives.gov/veterans/military-service-records/

It also says that discharge dates prior to '53 are public record and available for just a 'copy fee'.