Groovah

OP is just a deadbeat looking for sympathy and handouts. This is fucking ridiculous. Great job Reddit. He is literally just a deadbeat who went to jail for a law that exists in every state I can think of to protect children from their no-good, deadbeat parents so the state isn't stuck holding the bag. Oh yeah, and he even provided the evidence on his own.

OK IF no one else is going to ask what we all are thinking I will.

90 days... How the fuck do you jerk off on the south pole.

I love you.

The cold.

ITT: people being placed on a list somewhere in Russia.