Gronkalicious

our relationship hasn't ever been homosexual in nature

Ah interesting...

I'm bad at blowjob's

Uhm... I uh... Okay?

Edit: Yeah, I get it, I was on mobile and didn't see the different usernames. To be fair I was trying to be funny and didn't mean to get everyone all worked up.

What about your ears? I'm under the impression hairs in your inner ear have a lot to do with your hearing.

The homeowners and my crew take priority over pets

People here won't like this but I appreciate it. While people here act like pets are "better" than humans it's bizarre to me to value other animals over a fellow human. Thanks for being on the right side of this.

People are pretty shocked because not only do I not look... like a stripper

In the nicest way possible you look exactly like what I'd assume a stripper looks like. Pretty but a bit worn down.

I totally respect your right to feel that way.

I just don't agree that pets are to be valued as much as a human. I suspect if someone you loved was in a burning house with a pet you'd be happy I felt that way.