Grinko_Biotech

Here at Grinko Biotech we like to think outside the box. We made cilantro that tastes shitty to everyone.

We can do it. Please fill out our program intake form, /u/ThatOtherGuy_CA :

1. How many tusks would you like on it? Our options are 2, 4, 8, or 12
2. Coloration: we can do spots, stripes, disco, or Neapolitan.
3. Let's talk venom glands. Our customization allows for snake, scorpion, or cone snail.

We're excited to work with you.

Grinko Biotech here. We did that but they were super annoying so we killed the program. They wouldn't stop calling us about our expiring automotive warranty

Ginkgo is too focused on useful species. Here at Grinko we focus on what the people actually want. Jackalopes. Armoured bears. Even louder seagulls

Sorry, no can do. We're a pretty superstitious bunch over here.

Also not sure if i mentioned this but comcast is our corporate sponsor on this program and locks all enrollees into a 20-year internet contract. we got hosed on the rates too, like reaally screwed, and they make you get a landline. totally understand if that isn't your thing, just let us know