Great_Chairman_Mao

Dull butter knives.

Seriously, how much bigger can this man get?

Uh... I dunno what kinda of magical asthma you have, but I wake up wheezing and feeling like death after hitting a bong.

EDIT: Please don't give me asthma/weed advice if you do not have asthma or a medical license. I've dealt with this my whole life, I think I know exactly what smoke does to me.

What a dumpster fire. At first I thought he was here specifically to discuss the human rights stuff, but he actually expected fluffy soft balls about soccer…

PR people really don’t understand Reddit.

So are you paying taxes on receiving the car and then paying again to sell it? Seems like a lot of lost value.