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Gordon_Freeman_Bro308 karma

Shit that's not even bad. About 4 hours ago I had to code a 9 day old because his fat fucking mom rolled over him and smashed his head.

Edit: Cool, I'm getting downvoted because I have yet another reason to hate ignorance and obesity. Seriously people, stop it with the Big Macs, and don't put your infants in the same bed as you.

Gordon_Freeman_Bro46 karma

Medic here. How the fuck should I work a code if my patient has an LVAD? We all just stood around and pushed drugs at the last one and it didn't seem right.

Gordon_Freeman_Bro12 karma

He was in v fib. We intubated, pushed 3 rounds of epi and defibrillated him. He went into a sinus rhythm and we were able to transport him. I understand that the treatment depends on if it's electrical vs mechanical with those things from your other comments. It's an odd situation

Gordon_Freeman_Bro4 karma

Last patient that assaulted me got charged with a felony, and I dropped his ass to the ground with the assistance of the police officer on scene.

Gordon_Freeman_Bro3 karma

I made $10.91 an hour at the first EMS job I ever had.