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Good2Go528090 karma

Exactly how do you find an "income based repayment plan"? My wife has $100,000 of private student loan debt and the payments are $750 a month and its soul crushing.

Good2Go528054 karma

I'd love to know what the vetting process is like.

"Are you terrorist?" "No." "Are you sure?" "Yes" "Are you lying?" "No." "Are you sure you're not lying?" "No...er...yes...er...ALLAHU AKBAR!!!" "Back of the line."

Good2Go528022 karma

What substance fills the void of where your soul should be?

Good2Go52807 karma

If you roll the dough too quick will bibi babka make you sick?

Good2Go52804 karma

How many jokes has Amy Schumer stolen from you?