Gonadzilla

How are you going to use $3 million that's already been spent? Are you able to go back in time?

"My wife spent $300 on nail polish and douche. I want to use that money to buy cigars."

There is a serious housing shortage there. They have to either sleep on the dirt or get a $300/night hotel a million miles away.

Look man, I'm on Reddit's IEEE 802.5 network, so like don't ASSume...

Anyway, why did you guys name it Ethernet and not something fancy like GodsBlood or MoreImportantThanAir?

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