GoGetJoe

So we've not declared war but been in countless armed conflicts. How does this jive with, say, occupying the middle east and engaging terrorists?

You can't just leave it hanging like that. What, is the bird being evicted? Need an emancipation from abusive parents?

Who was the most memorable bird you've represented?

Does your husband consent to the railing? What would the mailman's negligence be? I think you're liable for battery with a deadly weapon. I've met a rooster or two - would not want to confront in a dark alley.