GimpedNinja

What are the pyramids for?

Is there any place you've never performed at, but always wanted to?

So . . . um . . . hypothetically, let's say 2 people were in love but lived 2500 miles apart, so one of them went to you guys claiming they think they might be getting catfished. What would happen if you brought them across the country only to find out that they weren't? Would those 2 people get to spend time together then?

Just relax and breath deep. I've had over 20 surgeries and been under at least 30 times. Second last time they had to use 4x as much as normal and still had a hard time, and the last time the anesthetist was more nervous than me. I damn near had to tell him how to hold the mask

Can I have some money?

Ok, I know probably not even though there is a long and painful tail associated with it I've begun to accept that I'll never be happy because I'm just a useless broke ass cripple who'll never be able to be with the only person who makes my life worth living because immigration laws are so fucky now, so we're both doomed to forever be miserable . . . ya, I'm depressed, but at least that bottle of codine isn't calling my name again