GiftoftheGeek

I was kicked out on Halloween at 13 for going trick or treating when I was "too old."

What assholes. And then they ask you to come back? Pfft. Lock them out permanently.

Duolingo really has the largest grasp on the language-learning app market on the moment. What strategies do you plan to use to convince these users to switch? (I personally gave up on Duolingo and would be interested in trying this.)