GhostlyGirl

I'd definitely adopt. There are a million kids in the US alone who would love a banana shaped mommy. :P

Your ovaries don't switch off, tag team style. Every month the signal is sent to both of them to drop an egg, one of them does, then the signal stops and the other one just chills out. With one ovary it just drops an egg every month when the signal goes off.

Just wanted to say you're awesome for answering all the joke questions with deadpan serious, professional answers. I get so tired of these types of threads turning into comedy hour, thanks for keeping it on point.