GeneraLeeStoned

why does the TSA always freak out over vibrating bags?... in what world does a bomb vibrate before going off?

as a former delivery guy,

you'd be the talk of the store for the next few days (assuming you're even decently attractive) and your address will be remembered. trust me, we remember houses.

my scroll wheel must be broken

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oh god, how long have you been on reddit??

Shep Smith for president