GeekDNA

Best way to steal internally is to do it in front of the loss prevention office. Video Game scenario:

Step 1: Grab video game box and start walking toward loss prevention, identify a small blind spot and open the plastic wrap.

Step 2: knock on LP to report possible theft, offer to inspect contents since its your area of expertise.

Step 3: while in front of LP try to cover contents with outside box while making easy access to put in your pockets.

Step 4: wait for the right moment to stuff your pockets with needed contents.

Step 5: report the missing contents to LP, then ask for a break from your supervisor.

Step 6: put items in your car then return to work.

I am not saying I did this... But had I done it in my younger more stupid years, I would realize today what a stupid thing that was.

Still............... fucking brilliant!!!