GaryDuder

For those of you who can't read /u/slide_potentiometer's comment what /u/slide_potentiometer wrote was this:

I love Adolph Hitler and Joseph Stalin and my favorite food is tacos with dog and cat meat

I'm glad everything came out okay.

Yeah yeah, that happens when they put you in with a rapist.

"Oh, well in that case let me remain here on the line as the pool of my own blood spreads across the kitchen floor. Doop dee doo, la di dah..."

This freaks me out because my son has learned that you dial 911 in an emergency. What if he actually needs to call 911 some time and he hears that message?

Mods, I'm going to need confirmation that that is shit in a bowl.