GandalfTheGrey1991

A friend of mine is now deaf and her dad sings beautifully.

She will regularly sit with her dad on the couch while he sings so she can put her head on his chest to feel the vibrations.

You've got the perks of female masturbation, without actually having to bleed once a month.

Such a Wilde accusation!

I think it was the heroin that did it.

Can confirm; my dad gets pains in his right leg when he is sick. He has no right leg.