GameDesignerMan

Since I haven't seen it asked, how many "I'd give my left kidney for..." jokes have you made since the operation?

Well, if you're going to go down this path (and I encourage you to do so), make sure you drive the joke into the ground. It's not a dad joke unless you work hard to prefix every small request you can think of with "I'd give my left kidney for..." Here are some ideas of things you could give your left kidney for:

• A glass of water
• A clean pair of socks
• Lunch

When it starts becoming predictable, throw in a few curveballs like "world peace," but most of all, have fun with it.