GMaestrolo

Welcome to thousands of years of biological imperative to avoid "genetic weakness".

Not saying that it's good, or right, but we automatically distrust things that don't look "right". This is the source of the uncanny valley.

Some alternative titles:

• The quick and the bread
• The dark loaf rises
• Live and let rye
• Yeast side story
• Inglorious pastries

You should practice (and get perfect) the Wilhelm Scream, just to mess with casting directors.

Joel knew.

And he liked it.

Tomatoes that you buy from the supermarket are generally picked way too early, because ripe tomatoes don't travel properly, or last long. They're then "artificially" ripened using nitrogen. This makes them turn red, but they don't really develop the same flavour.

If you find vine ripened or truss tomatoes, they'll be more expensive but taste much better. If you grow your own tomatoes and pick them from the vine when they're ripe, you'll know true tomato happiness.