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GIVES_SOLID_ADVICE284 karma

No one is going to say anything bad about Tom Cruise. Especially team players like Jamie.

And likely not because Scientology, but because Tom Cruise is an extremely fucking nice guy and no matter how weird his life seems, the top people in hollywood understand how life can get that wierd.

GIVES_SOLID_ADVICE214 karma

  Did it hurt?

           - /r/HipHopHeads

GIVES_SOLID_ADVICE159 karma

So uh... you gonna make me a bong brah?

GIVES_SOLID_ADVICE91 karma

Let's just say that if a hearty gust of wind came through it would be like when the volcano exploded and there were no flights in Europe for a week.

GIVES_SOLID_ADVICE72 karma

Somebody will knock it off the table a week after you're cremated.

fuck. Should have went with the paperweight.