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I could see Charlie Day eating a bowl of ketchup.

I hear it gets pretty ruff'n'tumble during Oregon truffle season. Do you carry a gun? Any dangerous encounters?

Consider the client profile... nerds with an interest in psychoactives, probably a bit more money to spend than your typical street user

Hi Gary. First want to thank you for all you've done for the troops.

My question relates to the elephant in the room, and I'm sorry to bring it up: How are you feeling after Teenage Stepdad surpassed you in Instagram followers earlier this month?

https://twitter.com/TeenageStepdad/status/1169721040634699776