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The best man at my wedding went up on stage and then smoked two cigarettes without saying anything, took like 10 min, a really long time since the buildup was pretty intense. After the second cigarette said, “we knew he would marry the next girl he found, and here we are” and then walked off the stage.

Where did Hannibal get his elephants in the second Punic war? Where they Asian or African elephants?

Given a choice are Indian elephants or African elephants better for a siege of Carthage in 216 B.C.? I say African due to their size but my buddy says Indian because they are better disciplined. Wondering what your thoughts are on the matter.

Has this changed your shopping habits at all?

It is paywalled buzz feed for boomers.

No, no, not 6 I said seven, nobody is coming up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won’t get your heart up.