FridayNiteGoatParade

Good ole Penis-Butt.

Turn it on, then hide in the other side of the door

Ask any firefighter, police officer or construction tradesman about retirement plans and watch them not get offended at all.

Fuck you. I've never had an In-n-out burger that wasn't literal heaven in my mouth. Don't you ever speak ill of animal style goodness again!

Jesus dude, you don't even know what laws apply in your home state. Please get the fuck out of the state legislature so someone without their head so far up their ass might actually be able to do something useful.