Freshenstein

Did you ever see the Epic Rap Battle of History with your dad in it where he battled Ben Franklin? What did you think of it?

How's the wheelbarrow that carries your massive balls around holding up? Did you upgrade to the titanium package?

That's better than roughly-describedboob.

"It was kinda roundish and pointy and I think it had some sparkles and smelled kinda like orange vanilla ice cream.'

You should do a kickstarter to get the extra money!