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also if you have insurance you don't incur a penalty,

That's only if it's a qualified plan. It has to meet a list of minimum coverage or it doesn't qualify.

What really happened to all of those condoms that were distributed?

Isn't Lawson's Criterion related to the mass to spontaneously create a star? Is there a smaller mass that would be needed if we seeded it with an external thermonuclear explosion?

Lyin' Lochte aside, what crimes did visitors experience that haven't been widely publicized?

You could always ask George R.R. Martin to open it for you. I hear he still uses Wordstar 4. :) http://techcrunch.com/2014/05/14/george-r-r-martin-writes-everything-in-wordstar-4-0-on-a-dos-machine/