ForgedIronMadeIt

"I have a buddy who is an expert on fake TV shows, so let me call him and see if we can make a deal..."

on titanium plates and discs inside of giant vaults in anticipation of the coming nuclear destruction of the human race.

fuckin' metal

I propose that henceforth that amount be called the "Paula Deen" unit of butter

For 50 in Santa Clara they asked concessions workers to consider putting in extra time for free because of what a great opportunity it was.

edit: fixed the number, Super Bowl L (50) was in Santa Clara at Levi's Stadium. Here's an article about it: http://www.slate.com/articles/business/the_grind/2016/02/i_sold_beer_and_hot_dogs_at_the_super_bowl_and_got_paid_a_pittance.html

The workers had many hours of unpaid time on the clock.

edit 2: and here's one from NYT: https://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/29/sports/football/use-of-volunteers-questioned-as-nfl-revenue-soars.html

Never lie to a medical professional.