FootGoesInMouth

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Japan. Sushi. Naked chicks. Google it.

Mark my words: this is going to be but a flash in the pan. Three employees? OP, you're either insane, or you're a fool. Get rid of the employees, do everything on your own, and keep the profits for yourself. You don't really think this is going to become a "thing," do you? Come on; this is novelty, at best! This whole operation is going to be a windfall and nothing more. And if you don't squirrel away every last bit of this windfall you can, you really are a fool.

That being said, I do sincerely hope I'm mistaken, and I wish you the best of luck.

Hey man. How's your day going so far?

So, given that the first self-descriptor your offered is your noteworthy weight, I'm running under the assumption that it's cool to ask about it. heh

1. So, how much of your identity as a performer is tied to your weight? Why have you chosen to use this particular aspect of yourself as an individual as part of your identity?

2. What are your thoughts on the "Fat Acceptance" movement, and the increasing push -- often by advertisers -- to generally normalize being overweight?

3. Damn, 500 pounds is big, man. You doin' ok? :( Take care of yourself, brother.

4. Is being a rapper your full-time career? Like, are you actually able to support yourself being a musician? (If so, congratulations; you've living the dream.)

5. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Mine's chocolate chip mint. Can we still hang out? Or do we gotta, like, have beef now or some shit? I should warn you though; I've never actually been in a real live rap feud before. On one hand, that would be pretty dope. But on the other hand, you seem like a pretty chill dude and I would feel bad if we had to feud instead of hanging out and eating ice cream. Or maybe we could still have a feud, but then we could work it out like Biggie and Pac. Except instead of being 6'1" and 400 pounds, I'm like 5'7" and about 135. Also, I'm white. And instead of both getting murdered, we could celebrate the end of our rap feud by going out and getting ice cream. That would be awesome.

Alright, alright, you money-grubbing bastard. I suppose the advice is worth the $10 buy-in.

Good luck on the new gig, man.