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FondOfDrinknIndustry556 karma

Did you hear about the orchestra that was playing Beethoven's Ninth? The bassists had some time to kill before the end of the symphony, so they'd cut out across the street to a pub. Well they missed their cues at rehearsal so one bassist had the clever idea to use a piece of string to tie a page of the score to a bell down at the pub, so they wouldn't miss their cue. Lo and behold, it's opening night, the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, and the basses are loaded. tip your waitresses, I'll be here all week

FondOfDrinknIndustry52 karma

How do you see music?

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FACT

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You spelt best wrong

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blood is thicker than water. maybe something greater is at work here.