Flyingpinguinz

You don't need to share specifics if you aren't comfortable with it, but how's the pay?

Hi Ian, let me just start off by saying I really loved the work of Sharknado, and cannot wait to see the 2nd one tonight. Sharknado was the best shark movie I've ever seen. I have three questions. 1) do you believe Sharknados pose a serious threat to humanity as a whole, or do you believe chainsaws are simply too much for the Sharknados to handle? 2) Would you consider making Shark Hurricane? Or possibly Shark Volcano? 3) (and the more important one) How would I go about getting a role in Sharknado 3? My skills include protecting screaming girls, jumping inside of sharks, and a fearlessness related to high speed winds in a circular motion. Do I fit the profile?

As for the bribe, I have two dollars and a Casio wrist watch. You may have one. Am I in now?

Do you own any pet snakes? If so, what kinds, how many, and why those particular types? Also, thank you for making a network that focuses on actual animals. Not to name any network names, but there is one out there with animal in the name, and most of the shows have nothing to do with animals at all, and instead are reality tv. Please don't do that. Keep being awesome.